Dear Kimberly Strubell,

I was recently searching the family computer for a recipe that I had seen on a web page a week back. I checked the internet history and what I found was disturbing. It seems as though that the night before, while me and my husband were out seeing the Blue Man Group, my son was at home looking at pornography. This fact by itself was upsetting; but, what made it much worse was that it was incest based porn. The porn he was looking at was father and son style gay porn.

Months ago I found bundles of his fathers (technically his Step Father, but has been since he was 2) dirty underwear under his bed. When I asked why, he didn't have an answer. 

What do I do? - Carrie, 43, kennebunkport, ME 


Dear Carrie,

Please don't waste my fucking time. Your son is gay and your husband isn't even his father by blood. Your son is gonna smack his fuckin prick off and that's what he's into. If it was his biological father I'd be like "uh oh lol fuxin gross", but this is completely different. If you had a wicked hot step brother that wanted to fuck you, you're telling me you wouldn't just because you grew up as, and please pay attention to the quotation marks, "brother" and "sister"? Bullshit. They're not related and if your son is into older men, let him have his sexual fantasies involving his father. 

You're being a prude and I don't have a whole lot of respect for you. Please don't write me again. - Kimmy