Sigourney Weavers beautiful breasts from the 1995 film "Indian In The Cupboard". The female form is an angelic sight. I would never disrespect any women sexually. - Larry Nabisco

Dear Larry Nabisco,

My wife and I are looking into buying a home in Boston. What is the housing market like in Boston right now? - Gary,45, New York City,NY

Dear Gary,

You must know that before I was the regional manager of Build A Bear (sorry, not trying to brag ;) ) I worked in a home lenders office. Right now for a low down payment, you can expect to pay 1.34% apr financing on a new home in the city, which doesn't sound like much until you look into the reverse brokerage fee you'll need to pay. Then, providing you've turned your reverse mortgage into an annual annuity, you'll be stuck with low risk equity, but with a high yield bond junket. Bring your portfolio to your broker; if he looks at it and begins to weep for you, you know that financially you are in deep doo doo; especially when you reallocate your funds from equity capital markets. Take the money you would spend on a house and spend it on a Fund Manager. Your fund manager will eventually take half of your yearly income, but, he will be able to point you in the right direction in regard to equity mandates and liquidation of funds. Good luck Gary! - Larry

Dear Kent Strubell,

My boyfriend says that The Ramones were the most influential punk band of all time. I disagree; I think The Clash (often referred to as 'The only band that matters') were the most influential due to their diverse musical styles and politically charged lyrics. Just wondering if you had any input on the matter. - Sheryl, 19, Santa Barbara,CA

Dare Sheril,

Well haha hold on please if you do. I kno that wen to listen to music for punk, u listen to joe ramone and joe strummer so for the clash and ramones. If punk was to everyone was to be loud... yes, ok then i think that was now as big as giutars. I do remeber punk was good and influntial. Thank for questioon Sheryl :) - Kent

Dear Kimmy Strubell, 

How do I make my man orgasm with my hand? He told me I need to get better at handjobs. The sex is great, and he loves when I give him oral, but I want to take it to the next level and make him ejaculate with my hand. What can I do? - Meesha, 26, Seattle,WA

Dear Meesha,

Believe it or not, I recently had an issue with making my man cum with my hands, or should I say, not being able to get any cum out of his dick with my hands. I could have sucked him off but I had just ate a plate of crab fritters and my man Larry Nabisco is allergic to shell fish. Instead of risking mouth fucking him and then having his dick swell from an allergic reaction and then maybe it would be too big for my mouth to even be able to suck. My son Kent, a 13 year old boy, is also in the next bed room over; if he were to walk in while I was mouth kissing Larry's schlong it would probably not be a very nice thing for him to see. I try to keep my sex life as much out of my child's life as possible. And I would never ever have sex with my son. I think that is fucking disgusting, I would never do that. Hope this was helpful! - Kimmy